This morning my dog Roxy pooped a penny. I had no idea she could do that. Unfortunately, due to certain, uh, conditions , I could not tell if it landed heads or tails. (insert joke here). Regardless, I am guessing I have one lucky pet. I'm trying not to get too excited... but I could be on to something here. I have asked her to try for a nickel tomorrow. I don't want to hope for too much too soon. You know. No need to get greedy.
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