December 12, 2006

too much of a good thing

Please. No Smoothie King for Christmas.

I'm over it.

Dear Smoothie King,
You smother me with your protein-powered, chocolate turbinado, frozen smoothiness. Let's just take a our relationship. Don't worry. I'll think of you often (maybe a little too often at first.) I still think you're great. I will speak well of you to my friends. I would really appreciate it if we could be on good terms. Besides, I'm sure we'll reconnect one day. When we least expect it. When the present nausea wears off. We're just not on the same page right now. You say, 'chewing is over-rated'. I say, 'my teeth miss chewing'.

It's not you. It's me.

Well, it might be you a little bit. That's kind of the point, no?

Until we meet again,


At 4:14 PM, Blogger John H said...

uh, have you tried the chocolate banana....ymmmmmmmmmmmmm


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